Coal Mining T-Shirts

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Trepanning for gold"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

The Eureka Stockade

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'