Coal Mining T-Shirts

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Will you be mine?

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Mine Shaft of Love.

Where clean coal comes from.

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Trepanning for gold"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

The Eureka Stockade

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."