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'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

US Energy Needs.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

Car Breast-Feeding

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

The man who discovered smoke

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Vaping cigarette

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.