"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"
Charcoal Aficionado T-Shirts
Celebrate your love of fire and flavor with our playful charcoal aficionado t-shirts—comfortable, humorous, and perfectly suited for grilling enthusiasts.
Snowman with Happy Face Badge.
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."
This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'
Merry Christmas.
The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana
"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.
"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."
"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."
"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."
'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'
José Saramago
Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.
'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'
"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."
Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant
Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'
Vaping cigarette
Albert Camus
Nature is not perfect
'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'
'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'
Mashed potatoes...
Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.
Coal Trucks at Limehouse
'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'
'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'
Charcoal Aficionado T-Shirts Collection
Charcoal Aficionado Mugs
Discover our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs designed for charcoal lovers—start their day with a smile and a smoky pun.
Charcoal Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty designs perfect for the charcoal aficionado—bring fun and comfort into their favorite space.
Charcoal Aficionado Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that honor the smoky spirit of charcoal lovers—great for kitchens, patios, and grill areas.