Charcoal Aficionado Mugs

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

José Saramago

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Vaping cigarette

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Mashed potatoes...

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'