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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Tired Barbie

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Dog Walker

"Mail's here."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'