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"He's being retrained."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Oil Price

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Improvised Economic Device

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Coal-Fired Pizza

Arthur Scargill

The radiocarbon dating technique.

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

Fuel Costs

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Boy Scout Camp.

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."

After nearly thirty years, Mike and Paul's friendship is put to the test.

"I don't think this is bringing back the coal industry."