Coal Aficionado Pillows

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

US Energy Needs.

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Car Breast-Feeding

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

The man who discovered smoke

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"