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"Snitch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The discovery of electricity...

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Naked Mole Rat

'It's an antique!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.