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'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'I think you're following too close!'

"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Will you be mine?

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine problems

"Trepanning for gold"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'