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'White is beautiful, too.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain in a storm

Painting clouds

Snowprov

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Natural Disasters

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TSA Noah

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.