Giraffe Enthusiasts Gifts

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

"Mobile Tree Home"

Now there's the perfect husband

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

Portrait of a giraffe

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

City Zoo: Day Care

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Why giraffes hate winter

Vincent Van Goat.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Jungle Games

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.