Giant Giraffe Fan Gifts

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Giraffe Selfie

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Why giraffes hate winter

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Same old crowd."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

City Zoo

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'