Bullfighting Fans Gifts

'Toros'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Ta Da!...

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I keep seeing red flags."

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Bull Treadmill

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Bull with gun

'Finder's, keepers.'

Grow up Dudley!

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"This time, she went too far."

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Stock Market Bear.

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

Boxing Bull Fight