Bullfighting Aficionado Gifts

Clocking in - Bull and Matador.

Matador Taxidermy

Bull's Matador Clock.

"Manuel says he's a bullfighter" "Bullshiter"

"That's the one!"

'You just got an ole in one!'

"I kept telling him he shouldn't wear his red cardigan."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Bull with gun

Man shaking hands with a bull

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'