Bull Aficionado Gifts

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

First past the post.

THe UDDER Side

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

A Tongue Stud.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

It was an impulse buy.

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!