Bull Aficionado Mugs

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

First past the post.

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

A Tongue Stud.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

It was an impulse buy.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

COW. JUST COW.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"