Bullfight Aficionado Mugs

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"I keep seeing red flags."

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Finder's, keepers.'

"This time, she went too far."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Bull with gun