'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'
Cow Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cow collector? Celebrate their passion with playful and creatively designed items that showcase their love for bovines. From whimsical home decor to stylish accessories, find something that makes their collection stand out and brings a smile. These gifts are ideal for anyone who can't get enough of cows and enjoys adding unique, fun pieces to their collection. Whether for birthdays, special milestones, or just because, surprise the cow lover in your life with charming and humorous items that reflect their passion.
Milking the Cow.
So What Field You In?
Manure/Manicure.
'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'
'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'
"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."
Cash Cow
Fresh milk
"You fool! Don't you see it? We're a painting by numbers card!"
One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.
'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'
'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'
Working from home
"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"
'Wow...That was...amazing!'
"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."
Skim milk cows.
'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'
Mummy?!
'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'
"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."
Cows in a Twister
Cow
It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!
'Serves me right for frowning.'
An Emoo.
Free Range Cows.
I've only gone and left the cow suit in the car! I'll be right back.
"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."
Why Cows Leave Home
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Cow Collector Gifts Collection
Cow Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of cow-themed mugs, perfect for any enthusiast wanting to start their day moo-ving in style.
Cow Collector Pillows
Discover cozy cow-themed pillows that add a whimsical touch to any space, ideal for passionate collectors looking to personalize their home.
Cow Collector Prints
Browse through our charming cow prints, perfect for decorating a collection or adding bovine beauty to any wall.
Cow Collector T-Shirts
Check out our cow collector t-shirts, combining humor and style for a wardrobe that proudly showcases their bovine passion.