Buffalo Admirer Prints

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

The Fourth Little Pig

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Kamikaze Colour

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

GLOO!

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Leadership never hibernates.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Things we need to acknowledge

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!