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"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog phrenology

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog in therapy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

One giant bark for dogkind.