Barking Enthusiast Pillows

"I bark at everything. Can't go wrong that way."

"I bark and I bark but I never feel like I effect real change."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

Dog phrenology

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Janet Street Porter's Dog.

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Nature calling.

Noah tired of his dog.

Hounds of Heck!

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Out Of Order

"Sorry, but barking all night is in my job description."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

'He's always on heightened alert.'

Dog in therapy.

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

"What's he trying to tell us?" "Sounds like 'Woof.'"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."