Barking Enthusiasts Pillows

Beware of dogs breath.

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

A day in the life of a dog.