Barking Enthusiasts Mugs

Beware of dogs breath.

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog in therapy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

The Inner Dog.