Bark Enthusiasts Pillows

"I think he's lost."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dog phrenology

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.