Bark And Bar Enthusiast Pillows

"Starting to feel best friendish."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Men's fragrances...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"