Bar And Grill Aficionado Pillows

'Alpha Female Bar & Grill. Gentlemen welcome!'

LONE STAR bar & grill: 'Hey! There ain't nothin' on this jukebox but songs about Texas!' 'You got a problem with that, podner?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'