Bar And Grill Aficionado Prints

'Alpha Female Bar & Grill. Gentlemen welcome!'

LONE STAR bar & grill: 'Hey! There ain't nothin' on this jukebox but songs about Texas!' 'You got a problem with that, podner?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbeque Casualty.

"You like yours well done, right?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.