Bark Aficionado Pillows

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"We bark, we dig, we drool. I guess we're all guilty of being dogs!"

"They know me here."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Dog phrenology

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

A stylized man in pyjamas

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Trendies, INC

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."