Bark Aficionado Prints

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"We bark, we dig, we drool. I guess we're all guilty of being dogs!"

"They know me here."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

The Beard in the Stone

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

A stylized man in pyjamas

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog in therapy.

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