Bark Enthusiasts Prints

"I think he's lost."

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Why do dogs have to bark all the time? It's arf for arf's sake!

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

No Soliciting

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Arf! Arf!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog in therapy.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."