Bark And Bar Enthusiast Mugs

"Starting to feel best friendish."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

City Boy.

No Soliciting

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Men's fragrances...

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Professional woman in pub

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Drunken singers in a public house

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'