Bark Connoisseur Mugs

Most Annoying Bark

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Best Before 5th Pint.

No Soliciting

'Arf! Arf!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Dog phrenology

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Wine at the Bar

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Dog in therapy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.