Bark Buddy Pillows

'We double-dog dare you.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Buzz, is it really you? My gosh, how long has it been since we last sniffed butts?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Could I have my dog back please?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Shall I bark today then?'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Don't come crying to me when you're no longer cute and still not housebroken."

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dogs

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.