Bartender Buddy Pillows

"You had me at pumpkin."

Alien from outer sapce to bartender: 'If it's George Lucas I'm not here !'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."