Bartender Buddy Pillows

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'No ice.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'