Virtual Bartender Buddy Pillows

"Honey, I'll be downstairs in the man cave FaceTiming my bartender."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Bitter End

You've done it again, Harry.

"Do you know what girls want?"

'My first drink since my accident.'

'I've been granted amnesty from sobriety.'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Wish You Were Beer

"Fascinating!"

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

The Icebreaker

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

"You had me at pumpkin."

Essentials

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

Sports Bar ???

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Bee Bar

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'