Virtual Bartender Buddy Gifts

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

You've done it again, Harry.

Bitter End

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Wish You Were Beer

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I've been granted amnesty from sobriety.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Fascinating!"

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"You had me at pumpkin."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

The Icebreaker

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Sports Bar ???

Bee Bar

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'