Mini Bartender Gifts

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A young positivist.

"It failed the stress test."

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

House Party Punch

"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

"Sure I've heard of inflation. I've also heard of wage concessions."

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'What did you learn in Science class today?'