Mini-bar Enthusiast Gifts

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Beer Garden Kit

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'