Home Bar Enthusiast Gifts

"David, do you think we're drinking too much in the evenings?"

'This is where Clifton escapes the cares of the world.'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

Beer Garden Kit

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

Wine at the Bar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'How about a nice saloon?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

Hotel mini-bar.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'