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"David, do you think we're drinking too much in the evenings?"

'This is where Clifton escapes the cares of the world.'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

Beer Garden Kit

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Wine at the Bar

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Raw Piano Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!