Vintage Bar Enthusiast Gifts

A Deserted Bar

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Victorian Gentleman

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Two Eggs Any Style

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality