Vintage Bar Aficionado Gifts

'I remember when having social juice meant having a well stocked bar.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Wow!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

Wine at the Bar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'