Vintage Bar Aficionado Pillows

'I remember when having social juice meant having a well stocked bar.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Man...You age great!'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Last Chance For Reality

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Wine at the Bar

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Wow!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."