Mini-bar Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hotel mini-bar.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Beer Garden Kit

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

The Double-Negative Bar & Grille. Not Unhappy Hour 5-6.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."