Mini Bar Explorers T-Shirts

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"When did she start crawling?"

Bike Rides

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Chaironaut

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Exploring in the countryside.

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"That was a boring field trip."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

Playpen Jailbreak.

A street of old man bars.

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."