Mini Bar Explorers T-Shirts

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"When did she start crawling?"

Bike Rides

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

Hotel mini-bar.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Chaironaut

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"That was a boring field trip."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

A street of old man bars.

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."