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"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

A street of old man bars.

Joe's Bar: For any occasion.

The fate of the emigrant

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Complaints Desk

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

California Beverages Map

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Wine of the Day Club

"So, do you come here often?"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

'Another martini please.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'