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"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

A street of old man bars.

Joe's Bar: For any occasion.

The fate of the emigrant

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Low-Energy Drinks

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Wine of the Day Club

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"So, do you come here often?"

Jacques Cousteau.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

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Complaints Desk

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'