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"We were told that you can get what we want."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Wine taster with mineral water

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

"So, do you come here often?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Another martini please.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."