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"We were told that you can get what we want."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Wine taster with mineral water

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

Wine of the Day Club

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"So, do you come here often?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

California Beverages Map

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Another martini please.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."