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"This could get nasty..."

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Happy Hour at Harry's

Cocktail Franks

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'Take it outside!'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.