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Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"When did she start crawling?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Hotel mini-bar.

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"That was a boring field trip."

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

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"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I can never find any change here."