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Bar Room Practical Jokes

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"So, do you come here often?"

"You want your olive?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Another martini please.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Beer

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"You're Bard!"

"To the lady in the harbor."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"This could get nasty..."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Bad Hare Day